Peter De Vries

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.

When I was writing 'You Suck,' in 2006, I constructed the diction of the book's narrator, perky Goth girl Abby Normal, from what I read on Goth blog sites.

9/11 was basically caused by box cutters, and that changed the world.

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.